yall i was at work today folding sweaters and checked the time on my phone for .2 seconds and my boss comes up and yells at me like GET OFF YOUR PHONE and i was like damn bitch……okay…..

i almost got my ass reamed

Welcome To New York
Artist: Taylor Swift
Album: 1989
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Taylor Swift impersonating her fans

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is naming my essay “mommy issues” frowned upon

fun fact: i once titled my essay about getting my driver’s license “what not to do at a stoplight” and i got extra points bc the teacher thought it was so good but little did he know that it was from spongebob

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here she comes, miss teen america

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Rosamund Pike photographed by Nadav Kander

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tonraq replied to your post: i need 2 write a short paper on oedipu…

ur ass is gonna get reamed

IM NOT JEN FROM BATH AND BODY WORKS OKAY ill RIM someone for a good grade

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(likes boys but isn’t happy about it)

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here she comes, miss teen america

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sometimes I get sad but then the world does this and everything’s okay

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steve buscemi is

  • handsome
  • strong
  • beautiful
  • flawless
  • deserving of love
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